It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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