Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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