You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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