yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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