no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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