if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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