I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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