I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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