just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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