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Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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(949): View more from California

okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?

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(330): View more from Ohio

This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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(949): View more from California

When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me

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(703): View more from Virginia

that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good

(1-703): View more from Virginia

that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna

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(650): View more from California

Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here

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(763): View more from Minnesota

All I need is to get out and get laid

(612): View more from Minnesota

Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for

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