If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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