Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i love accidental penises.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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