Porn is love you can see.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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