so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
God I need to hump something, right now.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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