You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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