at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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