Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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