Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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