i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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