I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
