As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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