so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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