We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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