I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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