he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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