is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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