have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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