Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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