lets start a swedish sibling band together
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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