My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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