My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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