I've blown a few things in my day
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Come on in and take your pants off
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