we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
