we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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