All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Let the clothes fall where they may.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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