so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im holly from the hills drunk
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
