bring money and cleavage
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
