you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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