dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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