That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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