he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
