worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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