what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Randomize
