Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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