How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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