Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
