Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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