And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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