I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There's always time for handjobs
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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