It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
