butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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