You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
