He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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