He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just want nice things and good sex
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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